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The Barbarian Horde's Spring Offensive

by The Barbarian Horde

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Hastings' very own quirky popsters, The Barbarian Horde, return to Aldora Britain Records with their brand new Spring Offensive EP. Three fresh tracks for your consumption this stormy season.

Here is what they have to say: "A new EP from your humble musical servants, E. Moustachio and T. G. Weasel. It features a range of emotions (up to three) and is ideal music for, say, a short walk to return a library book, or staring blankly out of a café window at dusk, a half-completed crossword before you, wondering where all those busy people are going."

For fans of The Divine Comedy, Squeeze, Pulp, Lee Hazlewood, and The Kinks.


Track 1. 'The Chemistry Set'. Ever feel your body is letting you down? 'The Chemistry Set' is The Horde's latest pop emerald, the lead single, and an attempt to solve the age-old mind/body problem in under three minutes while remaining tuneful (at all times). (Well, 95% of the time). (OK, 80%, but no lower)...

Track 2. 'Cyclist Dismount!'. Mulling over what it would be like to just get off that treadmill, or bike, stop to smell the roses and take in the beauty of the natural world... anyone would think The Horde aren't that keen on office jobs!

Track 3. 'Dial M For Murgatroyd'. A cautionary tale of a put-upon housewife who just might have been pushed a little too far... beware!


released February 16, 2022

Written by Cordle / King.

Most things performed by T. G. Weasel and E. Moustachio.

The voice of Mrs Murgatroyd: K. T. Kelly.
Drums: Christophe Deschamps.
Drum production: Mark Olivier.

Released by Tom Hilton on Aldora Britain Records (ABR-294).


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